Quartz: After “Gluten-Free Water,” “Free-Range Trees” is the Latest Absurd Claim to Appear on Food Packaging

By Chase Purdy –

Is your dairy-free, non-GMO “milk” made from free-range trees? This one is.

In the wild world of product claims, the fledgling macadamia-nut-milk industry is charging into the US market elbows out, taking pot-shots at the dairy and almond industries along the way. This explains the unabashed claim on Milkadamia’s cartons, which is that the company only sources nuts from so-called “free-range trees.” The Chicago-based company’s nuts are grown from trees in Australia, then shipped to the US for processing.

To be sure, “free-range tree” does not fall within the scientific lexicon used by horticulturalists. It’s nothing more than a marketing ploy to hook consumers enamored by product claims. Milkadamia cartons go on to explain that its milk comes from “trees supporting life, not trees on life support,” meaning they aren’t attached to irrigation systems.

It’s meant to be a “gentle” dig at California almond farmers, Milkadamia CEO Jim Richards tells Quartz. He characterizes these farmers—much to their chagrin—as being dependent on irrigating water from aquifers. The almond industry is, of course, one of Milkadamia’s rivals, as it supplies the nuts for almond milk. Researchers are trying to figure outways to refill aquifers, which often sit about 45 ft (13.7 m) below ground.

“The only way those trees are kept alive—the only way—is from water that’s being pumped from under the ground to them,” Richards says. “When you take water out of an underground aquifer, it will never fill up again. It’s a national treasure, it shouldn’t be used like that.”

Still, using the term “free-range trees” as a selling point is an audacious move when the vast majority of plant life on Earth could be considered “free-range.” Using Milkadamia’s definition, all the genetically-modified corn growing in Iowa could be marketed as “free-range.” Richards, the CEO of the two-year-old company, acknowledges the term is a tongue-in-cheek “oxymoron.”

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